Introduction: Take Two

I guess this is the part where I introduce myself. 


I go by Lindsay. I am part two of this writing-crazed trio (and, arguably, the oddest).


I'm an introvert, a book-lover, a Scorpio, an aspiring writer, a grammar Nazi, a radio addict, a professional giggler, and I have an unruly fetish for pretzels.


That's the basis of me. I usually don't have a lot to say, and yet, at the same time, I have too much. I can talk about books and symbolism and plot points and dreams and goals for hours, but rope me into a conversation about 'the real world' and I'll have naught to say.


I basically live inside my own fantasy. Half the time, I'm living on autopilot because I'm too busy daydreaming to give an ounce of my attention to the harsh, disillusioned expectations of what we call society. But it's not like I'm missing anything, if my brief dips into it are any indication. 


I have opinions. Strong ones, and lots of them. Don't ever insult them unless you wish to be berated into a self-conscious stub. (Some people throw punches; some people claw faces; some people pull hair. I prefer to use the tried method of words to beat someone down. It works far better.) Seriously. 


That's about it, for now. I'm sure we'll be getting to know each other better through these little blog posts, so, if anyone is bothering to read them, stay tuned.


And, Jae, to answer your question: If a stranger came up to me and gave me food, my dependency to take said food would rely on two things: One, is this stranger, by any chance, an 8"6 ft giant with an unruly beard and a pink umbrella, come to give me a misshapen birthday cake? Because if so, then I will most definitely accept. (Anyone get the reference? Anyone? No? Okay.) And two: Where am I acquiring this food? Is it, by any chance, in a snowy wood, and is the person giving it to me a frosty queen? Is the food, perhaps, a plate of Turkish Delights? Because if so, then no. I would not. (Another reference! Anyone get it this time? No? Maybe I should just stop trying.)


So, continuing the game, here's my question: If you could live in any time period, what would it be and why?


(Not exactly creative, but it'll do.)


So, until next time.